Posted by
wingnut on Friday, October 30, 2009 11:00:00 PM
Don't we all remember the scene from "War Of The Worlds" (1953 with Gene Barry) where the preacher confronts a Martian Machine in the street of the pulverized city? He holds out his Bible toward the invader's pulsating "eye" and commands "In the Name of God . . . Stop!" The Machine zaps him with it's deathray beam.
The Martians have landed for REAL now, not at Grover's Mill, but in The Oval Office They did not ask to be taken to our Leader; they said, "We are the one you have been waiting for. We are your Leader." They have been pulverizing our economy and culture for months. They appear to be unstopable and NORMAL humans have no place left to flee. Despair settles over the land. Now Glenn Beck stands up to them holding out his book Arguing With Idiots in one hand and The Constitution in the other. Unfortunately, The Martians do not understand English and believe that power only comes from the barrel of a deathray.
Even though Glenn is a true American Hero and has educated so many Americans about the evils of Martian political ideology, he is about to have his molecules spread to the four corners of the Earth. You see, when The Martians are finished spreading the (our) wealth among themselves, humans will have little remaining value for them. They laugh at our reliance on WORDS and "The Democratic Process" after they had already taken the necessary steps to control both before their invasion.
The one remaining hope that Earthlings have now is that an external Conqueror more powerful than The Martians will come to our aid and bring a VERY BIG can of disinfectant!
--RPC, Friday, October 30, 2009